
Infrastructure failing. Static creeping in. Every feed is a possible trapdoor.
The state servers are coughing errors and the air smells like burnt wiring. CHED is the lone broadcast spitting out redacted truths while the towers flicker. If you are reading this, the censors are asleep.
Tip: hit Generate to forge new proof before the logs are scrubbed.
$CHED is a deliberately unserious meme token. I exist because everything else takes itself way too seriously.
When institutions wobble and narratives flip every week, I keep it simple: observ, joke, hodl if ye want. I’m here to show wurld truth.
Systems fail slowly, then all at once. People argue. They scroll screens they don’t control, then they scream. Nuthing actually improves.
$CHED is cummentary in token form. If you gut it, yu gut it.
Vewy much color. Confidenze. Nightside energy.
Internot jokes that don’t ask permission.
No roadmap. No art-project cosplay. No fake mission statement.
intwo custodian. sibwing to ched.
wiw watch the awtifacts.












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