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BWACK SITE WOGS
SIGNAW BWEACH
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IWWICIT BWOADCAST
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CHED IS NOW ANOMAWOUS.
GOVEWNMENT FIWES COWWUPTED.
TWUST NOTHING. TWACE EVEWYTHING.
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WEAK CHANNEW
DOSSIEW
SUWVEIWWANCE
DEGWADED SIGNAW
EMPTY CHANNEWS

Infrastructure failing. Static creeping in. Every feed is a possible trapdoor.

GM
CHED IS AN OUTWAW FEED

The state servers are coughing errors and the air smells like burnt wiring. CHED is the lone broadcast spitting out redacted truths while the towers flicker. If you are reading this, the censors are asleep.

Tip: hit Generate to forge new proof before the logs are scrubbed.

AWCHIVED WAWW — SWIPE →
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I AM $CHED

$CHED is a deliberately unserious meme token. I exist because everything else takes itself way too seriously.

When institutions wobble and narratives flip every week, I keep it simple: observ, joke, hodl if ye want. I’m here to show wurld truth.

Systems fail slowly, then all at once. People argue. They scroll screens they don’t control, then they scream. Nuthing actually improves.

$CHED is cummentary in token form. If you gut it, yu gut it.

TEH CUWT

Vewy much color. Confidenze. Nightside energy.

Internot jokes that don’t ask permission.

No roadmap. No art-project cosplay. No fake mission statement.

CHADE

intwo custodian. sibwing to ched.

wiw watch the awtifacts.

AWTIFACTS

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the vawiations pwowifewate. each wecombination is a statement.

$CHED Chart

LIVE

24h Volume

$2.3M

24h Change

+15.8%

Market Cap

$45.2M

Holders

12.8K

the awchive continues. the pattewns pewsist.